Posh Spice down the chippy - the pics you thought you'd never see!
On the basis the camera never lies, we can only call this as we see it: Posh Spice Victoria Beckham in Chip Shop Shocker!
Sadly, there is absolutely no evidence to suggest Posh indulged in any of the fine British chip shop institutions like pickled eggs and pea fritters herself on her visit though - the singer-turned-fashion-doyenne was merely picking up an after-school treat for young son Cruz.
Obviously, she didn't let her sartorial standards slip even in the face of a less than salubrious takeaway, sporting Louboutin boots and, according to the Mail, a £1500 bag from her own range.
Cruz meanwhile, looked every inch the footballer's son in a slightly muddy school tracksuit as they called into the takeaway in trendy Notting Hill.
And before we get too carried away thinking 'aw, they ARE just a normal family after all' there was a burly bodyguard present throughout...
(And super-skinny or not, we bet she did nick at least ONE of Cruz's chips)