Achtung Baby
Achtung Baby or He's not coming back!
Our kindergarten takes a three week holiday in summer. I didn't know that. Is that normal?
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Achtung Baby or Bingo Wings
Admittedly, my theory was a little rose-tinted and Enid Blyton-esque. It was lashings of ginger beer ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Unfair?
Glow worms are insanely cute. I experienced their captivating charm for the first time last week ...Read more
Achtung Baby or "What do we want?"
I'd never been on a demonstration until I moved to Germany. Whether it's the Teutonic influence, my ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Yes sir that's my baby
My dad, when he really wants to turn our stomachs, refers to me and my brother as "The Product of ...Read more
Achtung Baby or You can take the girl out of Oldham...
I won't bore you with the detail but I do have a few points of contention with Finje's kindergarten. ...Read more
Achtung Baby or You eat what?
You get a pretty good idea of the kind of day to expect when your daughter stomps out of ...Read more
Achtung Baby or It's in the can
Things are happening in our village. Seriously exciting things. And no, I don't just mean the ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Cool insults
Believe it or not Germans have it in the bag when it comes to jocular insults. Pleasingly, the type ...Read more
Achtung Baby or England, where the women pee like German men
Here's something you probably don't (want to) know: In Germany the men sit down to pee. Having lived ...Read more
Achtung Baby or You're sending me where?
Finje is only four but I worry sometimes that her occasional moments of obstinacy which usually ...Read more
