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Achtung Baby

Achtung Baby or He's not coming back!

Our kindergarten takes a three week holiday in summer. I didn't know that. Is that normal? ...Read more

Achtung Baby or Bingo Wings

Admittedly, my theory was a little rose-tinted and Enid Blyton-esque. It was lashings of ginger beer ...Read more

Achtung Baby or Unfair?

Glow worms are insanely cute. I experienced their captivating charm for the first time last week ...Read more

Achtung Baby or "What do we want?"

I'd never been on a demonstration until I moved to Germany. Whether it's the Teutonic influence, my ...Read more

Achtung Baby or Yes sir that's my baby

My dad, when he really wants to turn our stomachs, refers to me and my brother as "The Product of ...Read more

Achtung Baby or You can take the girl out of Oldham...

I won't bore you with the detail but I do have a few points of contention with Finje's kindergarten. ...Read more

Achtung Baby or You eat what?

You get a pretty good idea of the kind of day to expect when your daughter stomps out of ...Read more

Achtung Baby or It's in the can

Things are happening in our village. Seriously exciting things. And no, I don't just mean the ...Read more

Achtung Baby or Cool insults

Believe it or not Germans have it in the bag when it comes to jocular insults. Pleasingly, the type ...Read more

Achtung Baby or England, where the women pee like German men

Here's something you probably don't (want to) know: In Germany the men sit down to pee. Having lived ...Read more

Achtung Baby or You're sending me where?

Finje is only four but I worry sometimes that her occasional moments of obstinacy which usually ...Read more

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