Achtung Baby
Achtung Baby or the lessons of life!
My friend is eight months pregnant and looks like she's simply overdone it a bit on the currywurst. ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Tschüß
Roughly pronounced "choos" (as in Jimmy), and weirdly aesthetically pleasing, I never expected the ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Part-time pupils
Do I love my daughter? More than life itself. Do I like her? Well, I wasn't wildly fond of her ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Talking dogs
Despite much reassurance to the contrary (including that from ParentDish readers for which I am ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Zis eez zee season for fun!
Apparently, there's a Bavarian motto, "Smiles waste muscles". Up in North Germany, we thankfully ...Read more
Achtung Baby or CATastrophe!
Now I know cat lovers out there are convinced that our feline friends should be worshiped and ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Benz ze knees
My daughter was walking at ten months, clambering over her cot sides not long after and yelling "let ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Today's babyccino tomorrow's alcopop?
They may not be as world renowned for culinary prowess as, say, the French or the Italians, but I ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Have you put weight on?
Should you ever consider moving to Germany, you might want to take a moment to ponder it. Germans do ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Wot no telly?
My name is Suze Nowak and we don't have a television in our home.
There, I said it. We are a ...Read more
Achtung Baby or Is she dry?
Sweetheart, can you tidy your room before bed please?
Tidy your room darling.
Finje, tidy your ...Read more


















