Achtung Baby
Achtung Baby or Mum-fail
So, there was I, trying to explain to my German husband the meaning of "All gong and no dinner" (you should see the new ...
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Achtung Baby or Naked what??
There are certain German nouns that truly please me. The word Glühbirne for example for light bulb literally means ...
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Achtung Baby or Condoms in your food
I'm not a "group" person. I don't believe that just because we have shared the experience that is having had someone kick us ...
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Achtung Baby or Do what with the what what?
One advantage of living abroad is the option to blame certain faux pas on your Johnny Foreigner status. Cultural or language ...
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Achtung Baby or With or without you
I'm very content in Germany and I wouldn't change my situation for the world. Well, Barbados maybe but I'm not holding my ...
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Achtung Baby or Blow your eggs
The snow has melted, Spring is here and my daughter is batty with Easter bunny lust. Easter is a big thing here. My English ...
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Achtung Baby or Mother Inferior?
I recently read an article from a 1945 edition of Parents Magazine. "How Not To Raise Our Children" talked about "The tragic ...
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Achtung Baby or Fish duffing!
We're a peaceful family I think. Our politics are peaceful, there is little yelling or shouting in the house and certainly ...
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Achtung Baby or One more piece?
I have put on weight since I've been in Germany. It's not my fault though. The concept of low-carb is positively blasphemous ...
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Achtung Baby or 'Cos I'm a wooooman...
It's officially Spring and we have a foot of snow and there's not a prancing lamb or a daffodil to be seen. It's getting a ...
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Achtung Baby or The lessons of life!
My friend is eight months pregnant and looks like she's simply overdone it a bit on the currywurst. When I was eight months ...
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Achtung Baby or Tschüß
Roughly pronounced "choos" (as in Jimmy), and weirdly aesthetically pleasing, I never expected the word Tschüß to ...
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