Expensive and over-the-top children's gear

If you think Beyoncé was extravagant spending $800 on Swarovski crystal booties for Blue Ivy, or Posh Spice splurges way too much cash on Harper's designer togs, take a look at some of these ridiculously expensive children's products, all ready and waiting for your credit card...

Diamond dummy, anyone?

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Seriously expensive children's gear

Four Poster Princess Bed, £4,700, from <a href="http://www.bogradkids.com/product/kristina-4-poster-bed---floral-vines_p-344.aspx " target="_blank">Bogradkids.com.</a> For when a regular bed just isn't special enough for your little princess. The mattress is sold separately at a measly £1560.00.
Whimsical Shoe Armoire, £31,000, from <a href="http://www.poshtots.com/play/posh/ultimate-posh/whimsical-shoe-armoire/20/3034/1360/12869/poshproductdetail.aspx" target="_blank">Poshtots.com.</a> As the blurb on the website says, 'Your little one will be sure to use their imagination with this larger than life shoe armoire!' At least they'll definitely have a blast in the box it comes in if not with the wardrobe, sorry, armoire, itself.
A £79 per head 1st birthday party, from <a href="http://poshtotevents.com/1stbday.aspx">Poshtotevents.com.</a> For a measly £780 you can invite up to 10 children for a very posh first birthday. The package includes invitations, buffet lunch, one hour of entertainment and goodie bags. Optional extras include photography starting at £157, and custom sweets buffet starting at £157.
Burberry Textured Shearling Pea Coat, £625, from <a href="http://uk.burberry.com/store/childrenswear/boys-2-6/coats/prod-37848661-textured-shearling-pea-coat/ " target="_blank">Burberry.com.</a> This delightful coat, that appears to made out of carpet, is perfect for rolling in mud, making goal posts out of and stretching above your child's head to be a superhero's cape.
Diamond Dummy, $17,000, from <a href="http://www.personalizedpacifiers.com/diamond-pacifiers.html " target="_blank">Personalisedpacifiers.com.</a> Because nothing say ‘I'm going to grow up to be an over privileged brat that thinks the world owes me a living’, more than a solid, white-gold dummy encrusted with 278 diamonds.
Louis Vuitton Monogram Diaper Bag, £1,300, from <a href="http://www.louisvuitton.com " target="_blank">Louisvuitton.com</a>. The quality of the leather is so much better for teething children to gnaw on compared to cheap plastic.
Roddler Stroller, £2,200, from <a href="http://www.kidkustoms.com/theRoddler.html#" target="_blank">Kidkustoms.com</a>.  With vinyl leatherette seats, custom fender, and white walled tires, never has it been more expensive to look awful when out and about with your children.
Bunny Bank, £1,275, from <a href="http://www.tiffany.co.uk/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=17913832&mcat=148207&cid=288202&fromGrid=1&search_params=s+1-p+1-c+288202-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+-k+ " target="_blank">Tiffany.co.uk.</a> A sterling silver rabbit, worth more than most people’s savings for the year, in which your little darling can store their hard earned pennies for those all important couture shopping trips.
Red Beard's Revenge Pirate Ship Playhouse, £33,000, from <a href="http://www.poshtots.com/play/posh/exclusive-furniture/red-beards-revenge-pirate-ship-playhouse/20/3035/2872/14884/poshproductdetail.aspx" target="_blank">Poshtots.com.</a> Nothing says you love your children more than buying them a hand-crafted mahogany pirate ship complete with captain’s quarters, upper and lower decks, crows nest, and leatherette seats.