Suri Cruise is in trouble with the tabloids again - she's been spotted swigging from a baby bottle, at the age of NEARLY FOUR.

Apparently this look doesn't go well with the handbags and high heels. So she's in bother for crimes against fashion as well as failing to act her age.

The daughter of Hollywood superstars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who will be four years old on April 18, obviously ought to know better.

She was seen sucking on the baby bottle last week when visiting the Manhattan set of Holmes' new film "Son of No One".

I'm assuming it wasn't vodka or meths she was drinking but from the reaction it might as well have been.

The internet has been buzzing with rumours that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were expecting a second child - but the actress now says it's not true.

The supercouple already have a daughter, Suri, who is three.

But the whole media world appears to be on tenterhooks waiting for the titchy Mission Impossible star to become a father once again.

This time pictures of Holmes supposedly visiting a doctor's office sparked the rumours she was up the duff.

But it seems she wasn't even going to see a doctor - just visiting an Italian restaurant in the same building as a doctor's office in Los Angeles. Apparently she was just there to have dinner with her agents.

Her agent told the wildly overexcited press: "Katie is not pregnant."

There have been rumours that the couple have been having problems and they have been spending a lot of time apart.

But OK! magazine says the Cruises have now "reached a deal on expanding their family".

Seems like a strange way of putting it. Do you think they've had solicitors draw up a contract? It wouldn't surprise me...

The couple already have one daughter, Suri, who is now three years old.

They had reportedly been arguing about whether to have another child, with Cruise keen to get on with it before he gets too old, while Holmes wanted to concentrate on her work.

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Apparently if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had shelled out they would have discovered that their daughter Suri's name means "pickpocket" in Japanese, "turned sour" in French, and "horse mackerels" in Italian.

Frankly, I'd rather keep the £1,000 and run the risk that my daughter's name means something bizarre in another language.

Suri Cruise is just three years old - yet she's been snapped tottering about in high heels.

I know a girl's got to look her best for the paparazzi, but come on. She's THREE.

The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes clutched a doll as she wore the shoes while shopping with her mum in Boston, USA.

High heels surely can't be good for a three-year-old - she's going to end up with some nasty bunions if she's not careful.

Isn't it also a bit weird dressing a toddler as though she were a teenager?

Suri's parents have reportedly spent $3 million on her clothes so far.

Tom Cruise's missis Katie Holmes is planning to make one more film before she makes another baby, it has been reported.

Oh good. That means we can look forward to another masterpiece such as... what was her last film again? Apparently it was something called Mad Money, which completely passed me by.

Might as well get on and have another Cruiselet, Katie.

But no. A source is quoted as saying: "Katie was resentful about having to put movies on hold after Suri. She wants another hit before she has a second baby." Er. Another?

According to the gossip columns, the three-year-old won't eat with a knife and fork and her mum Katie Holmes has to take chopsticks with her everywhere she goes.

She's not going to get made fun of at school, is she? Talk about being born with a silver chopstick in your mouth...

Kids' eating habits can reveal a lot about their background. Assuming for a moment that this story is true, little Suri has obviously been taken to dinner at Nobu once too often.

• Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban - Sunday Rose
• Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - Suri
• Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt - Shiloh Nouvel, Knox Leon, Vivienne Marcheline
• Madonna - Lourdes, Rocco
• Kate Moss & Jefferson Hack - Lila Grace
• Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin - Apple, Moses
• Barack & Michelle Obama - Malia, Sasha
• Elle MacPherson & Arpad Busson - Aurelius Cy