Suri Cruise is in trouble with the tabloids again - she's been spotted swigging from a baby bottle, at the age of NEARLY FOUR.

Apparently this look doesn't go well with the handbags and high heels. So she's in bother for crimes against fashion as well as failing to act her age.

The daughter of Hollywood superstars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who will be four years old on April 18, obviously ought to know better.

She was seen sucking on the baby bottle last week when visiting the Manhattan set of Holmes' new film "Son of No One".

I'm assuming it wasn't vodka or meths she was drinking but from the reaction it might as well have been.

The internet has been buzzing with rumours that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were expecting a second child - but the actress now says it's not true.

The supercouple already have a daughter, Suri, who is three.

But the whole media world appears to be on tenterhooks waiting for the titchy Mission Impossible star to become a father once again.

This time pictures of Holmes supposedly visiting a doctor's office sparked the rumours she was up the duff.

But it seems she wasn't even going to see a doctor - just visiting an Italian restaurant in the same building as a doctor's office in Los Angeles. Apparently she was just there to have dinner with her agents.

Her agent told the wildly overexcited press: "Katie is not pregnant."

There have been rumours that the couple have been having problems and they have been spending a lot of time apart.

But OK! magazine says the Cruises have now "reached a deal on expanding their family".

Seems like a strange way of putting it. Do you think they've had solicitors draw up a contract? It wouldn't surprise me...

The couple already have one daughter, Suri, who is now three years old.

They had reportedly been arguing about whether to have another child, with Cruise keen to get on with it before he gets too old, while Holmes wanted to concentrate on her work.

Having trouble choosing a name for your baby? There could be a further complication. Are you sure the name you've picked doesn't mean something obscene in Swahili?

If this is the sort of thing that worries you, a London-based company is offering parents the chance to check the meaning of baby names in other languages.

Today Translations will carry out a "basic name translation audit" of names for £1,000 - checking their meaning in 100 languages.

Apparently if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had shelled out they would have discovered that their daughter Suri's name means "pickpocket" in Japanese, "turned sour" in French, and "horse mackerels" in Italian.

Frankly, I'd rather keep the £1,000 and run the risk that my daughter's name means something bizarre in another language.

Suri Cruise is just three years old - yet she's been snapped tottering about in high heels.

I know a girl's got to look her best for the paparazzi, but come on. She's THREE.

The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes clutched a doll as she wore the shoes while shopping with her mum in Boston, USA.

High heels surely can't be good for a three-year-old - she's going to end up with some nasty bunions if she's not careful.

Isn't it also a bit weird dressing a toddler as though she were a teenager?

Suri's parents have reportedly spent $3 million on her clothes so far.

When it comes to stylish celebrity toddlers, there are plenty to choose from.

From Gwen Stefani's son Kingston to Nicole Richie's daughter Harlow, many togged-up star tots are vying for the crown.

However, they are no match for 3-year-old Suri Cruise, daughter of Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Tom Cruise's missis Katie Holmes is planning to make one more film before she makes another baby, it has been reported.

Oh good. That means we can look forward to another masterpiece such as... what was her last film again? Apparently it was something called Mad Money, which completely passed me by.

Might as well get on and have another Cruiselet, Katie.

But no. A source is quoted as saying: "Katie was resentful about having to put movies on hold after Suri. She wants another hit before she has a second baby." Er. Another?

Jennifer Lopez apparently uses a webcam to keep in touch with her kids while she's away.

That must be nice for her but I imagine it's a bit confusing for the children, who are only 18 months old.

The singer and actress gave birth to twins Max and Emme in February 2008.

She is quoted as saying: "I hate being away from my kids. But we have devised this thing where I can see them on the computer. I call up on the web camera so I can see the babies while I am away and I just look at them."

She admitted it is difficult for the children. She said: "It is so sweet - my son just stares at the camera and looks. And then my daughter just starts crying when she sees me on the screen.

"She holds out her arms to me and gets very upset. It breaks my heart if I am away from them even for a short time."

Er. Perhaps you shouldn't go away so often, love. Presumably she can afford not to work for a while...

Every parent thinks their baby is beautiful, right? Well, not the parent who thinks their child looks like Gollum!

Mums and dads from across the country have been entering their babies in a celebrity look-a-like competition.

Finalists include tots who look like Elton John, Mr T, Britain's Got Talent Star Susan Boyle – and the sly, slimy creature from Lord of the Rings, Gollum.

Some parents have dressed their kids up, with a beehived mini "Amy Winehouse" and a guitar-strumming "Kurt Cobain".

There's also a Phil Mitchell, which seems like cheating. Most newborns look like Phil Mitchell.

Other finalists include former spice girls Mel B and Emma Bunton, and Tom Cruise's daughter Suri.

This is a brilliant idea. It's always fun to mock strange-looking babies.

Women are flocking to the Australian outback in a bid to get pregnant after Nicole Kidman said there was "something in the water" which helped her conceive.

The Hollywood star was filming Baz Luhrmann's epic Australia in and around the outback town of Kununurra back in 2007.

She and other crew members from the film swam in nearby creeks and water holes while they were there.

A few weeks later Kidman discovered she was pregnant with her daughter Sunday Rose - and another six women working on the film had also got knocked up.

According to the gossip columns, the three-year-old won't eat with a knife and fork and her mum Katie Holmes has to take chopsticks with her everywhere she goes.

She's not going to get made fun of at school, is she? Talk about being born with a silver chopstick in your mouth...

Kids' eating habits can reveal a lot about their background. Assuming for a moment that this story is true, little Suri has obviously been taken to dinner at Nobu once too often.

• Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban - Sunday Rose
• Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - Suri
• Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt - Shiloh Nouvel, Knox Leon, Vivienne Marcheline
• Madonna - Lourdes, Rocco
• Kate Moss & Jefferson Hack - Lila Grace
• Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin - Apple, Moses
• Barack & Michelle Obama - Malia, Sasha
• Elle MacPherson & Arpad Busson - Aurelius Cy